I caved. Though I think it would be fun, I’m too seriously afflicted with self-diagnosed ADD to write a book. This seems like a much more temporary solution for documenting for my children the randomness that is my life…and thought process. Why sangs? Why not, really?
Me to Megan, in Vito-voice: “Hellie come ‘eeeeere. I gotta tell you a few saaangs.”
Megan to me in Megan voice: “Hellie. What the hell is a sang?”
Me to Megan, in Vito-voice: “You know…sssaaaangs.”
So that’s “sangs” … that and it just happens to be an incorrect past tense of something I enjoy doing in the shower, at church and with old men in bars. Ooo, pun.
This is a sister sang.

Love,